Acting Horror Stories By Katherine Schreiber
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What’s the worst that could happen in a creative career that cultivates self-expansion, empathy, and in-the-moment awareness? Unfortunately, that list is a bit too long for one blog post. So we’ve culled a few of our favorite stories from local actors. Hopefully readers can learn the lessons gleaned from these less than ideal circumstances without re-experiencing the unscripted drama.nn nn#2. WOOPS!nActor and comedian Josiah Correll was just getting his start on the stage when, in his junior year of college, he was invited to portray an historical figure for a small gig in Kentucky. Since the venue — Fort Harrod — was a few hours away from his home town of Lexington (and, well, because it paid about $300 an hour), Correll signed up immediately.nnUnbeknownst to him, there was no script for this ordeal. A few weeks before the event was scheduled, he caught wind that he’d been required to write a monologue for Jim Harrod, the famed man he was slated to portray in front of a group of elementary school students. Rather than offloading the task to another willing actor, Correll assured the event staff he’d be all over it, no problem.nnThe day of the performance, Correll ended up getting lost en route to the venue. He showed up about 15 minutes late and stepped out of his car to the warm welcome of a very unhappy event manager — who had also been expecting an entire production team, not one lone college guy.nnCorrell rushed backstage to change into costume, then stumbled out to deliver a 20-minute speech to an audience of seven-, eight-, and nine-year olds. He noticed some giggles as he spoke but chalked it up to kids just being kids. But once the question and answer part of the gig arose, more audience members began raising their hands and pointing at him.nn“I didn’t know what they were pointing at,” Correll recalls. “I would say sorry, you have to speak up. They wouldn’t say anything, so I’d move on to the next hand. But then this little girl finally stands up and goes ‘yer barn dawr is open.’ And I look down and I see I’ve literally ripped my pants — my entire crotch was out of my pants.”nnnUnfortunately for everyone, Correll was also “going through a phase in life where I thought underwear was unnecessary.”nnnAn eruption from laughter trailed Correll as he sauntered off the stage. And he kept his head low when he re-emerged in his regular clothes, outside the performance area. The event manager wasn’t exactly inclined to give him his paycheck, but a brief agreement that he’d promise not to come back settled the matter and he ended up walking away with a fair enough cut.nnn“I now have a pretty ridiculous fear of accidentally exposing myself on stage,” Correll laments. Though he remarks that, by now, he’s learned to laugh at his unintentional anatomy lesson.nnnThe takeaway? Plan in advance, ask what’s required of you, and please, if you don’t think you’ll be able to keep your pants from ripping, remember to wear your undergarments.n